DammitDana: Two city girls back in the 'burbs 
“You’re still here? You ladies old enough to drink? I’ll be there for a bit if you wanna come have a drink. But not too long.” (later) “Hey, when you guys come back ask for me. I’m Mike, well around here known as Loris. Loris is the name on my passport and there are tons of Mike’s here so, that’s…
You forgot that dude that took an “inconspicuous” picture of me as we were leaving the pub.
Hate the suburbs; love this; love you.